- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

Pull my finger ouch..

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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