- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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