- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Niall Horan

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

What is black and has no education A tire.

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