A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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