- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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homosexual rights to marriage

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

whats hairy and crys your mom

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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