If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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