- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

why was the cat black it was a black cat

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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