- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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