- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so fat.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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