- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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