What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Yanter, Look it up

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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