What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Do the roar!

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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