What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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Sloths

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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