When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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A house comes around the corner.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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