- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Robin get in the batmobile!

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Women's Rights

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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