- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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