- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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