Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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knock knock Goodbye

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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Women's Rights Movement

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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