- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Women's Rights

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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