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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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