- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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