Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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your mom is so fat.

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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