3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

Guy A: Why is 6 scared of 7? Guy B: Because 7, 8, 9? Guy A: No, numbers don't have feelings Guy C: That's so dumb Guy A: Hey you know what, this is an A and B conversation so... Guy C: So C your way out? Guy D: Yeah, before D and E come and F U up! Guy E: Are you guys high or something? Guy F: Dude, I'm a girl, F stand for female (Author): Oops sorry Girl F: Thanks Guy G: Mind Blown O_O

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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