- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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