What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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