a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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angelo snyder is not ga

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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France had one revolution

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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