Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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