- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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