Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

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Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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