Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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Chris Bosh's neck

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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