- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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