Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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