- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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