- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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