Immigration Laws

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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