- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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