- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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