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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

whats hairy and crys your mom

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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