Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Connor is homosexuaI

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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