- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

why am I writing this...im bored

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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