your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Guess what What

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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