what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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it was all Tagart

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Knock Knock Who's there

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Granny porn!

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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