How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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