- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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