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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

who is not good looking? mon morello

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

If i open this door you can go trough it

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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