"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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