A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

dyslexics of the world untie!

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

class is canceled. My professor died.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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