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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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