- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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