curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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