- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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