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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Why are white people white? I don't know

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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