A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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