- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Whats brown a sticky, shit

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What's 9+10 Ebola

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Your mother is so fat.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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