Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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