Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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Yellow People !!

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

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Thank you Nero, this might not sound apropiate at all, but I am in love with you and have always been, and just want you to know that what I love the most about you is your spirit, your kindness, and sincerely, how you make me feel safe, I think its that you are dead honest to the point where you insult people asking for your opinion, I never had to question what you really mean or want, you just say it out loud, I love you, I realize it must be strange hearing that from someone you see as a daughter, I remember my father too well to consider you one, but I guess I always considered you a hot big brother of sorts. You are 32 huh? You always knew did you not? Why that secret of all things? Ill be arriving as soon as those trained killers of yours show by, and man are they fast and loyal, only you could inspire that love. I know your name is Nero, but I would not mind calling you Axel or at least knight, that's what you have always been for me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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