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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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