- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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