Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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american idol

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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