What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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