Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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Christianity.

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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