- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

I used to know what alzheimers was

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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