- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

united we sit, cause we're fat

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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