Women outside of the kitchen.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Women's professional sports

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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Anti Joke

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