- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

what?

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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