What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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