why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Katy Perry

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What's brown and sticky? Anal

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

a skinny sumo wrestler

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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