- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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