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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

A dog was barking at a tree

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

My dog barks when someones at the door.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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