What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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