- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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I'm Batman.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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