- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

A storm be brewin!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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