Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Women's rights.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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