Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Whats worse than suicide? death

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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