- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

I think everybody should have a penis.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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