WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

HEY!

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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