- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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