- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

A black man walks out of a police station

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

When life throws knives at you, run away.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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