Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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Obama = ebola

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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