Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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