What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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