- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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