"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

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In an effort to bond, the American president and North Korean Supreme Leader place a bet on a football game. If the President was correct, the Supreme Leader would have to buy them a drink, and vice versa. The game is close but in the end the President's bet wins. He asks for the drink, but the Supreme Leader refuses. An argument breaks out, and lasts for several hours. Eventually the Supreme Leader becomes too infuriated, and leaves. So the next day, North Korea declares war on America and launches nuclear missiles towards them, millions of lives are lost, and the world descends into anarchy.

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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I wrote a funny joke.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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