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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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