Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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swag

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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Nobody cares maddie!

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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