How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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