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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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