Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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Good job, son.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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