- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Whats green? The color green.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Fat? Jesse Z

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