- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Whats green? The color green.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Fat? Jesse Z

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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