- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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