- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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