- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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