roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

salad days!

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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