Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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