- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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