- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Knock knock, COME IN!

woman's rights

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??