How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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