Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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