What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -8

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

WHAT THE BABIES?!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops