Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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