- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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