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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Fine, ladies first.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Hail Hitler

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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