Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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knock knock Goodbye

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I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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