Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

every knight i see an owl at window

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Sex

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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