your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, 2 loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line. "You must be single." the clerk says. Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?". "Because you're ugly".

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Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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