- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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