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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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