Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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Little Jimmy's mommy loved to see the smile on her only son's face as he ate her homemade cookies. Due to lack of medical knowledge at the time, Little Jimmy contracted diabetes and died before he turned 30. Unmarried and childless, he was diligently working on his doctorate thesis on Astrophysics. His death marked the end of his family line.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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