- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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