- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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