a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

I wrote a funny joke.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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