- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

What is 33 + 1? Penis

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

How old is victor? Half past dead

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Rush Limbaugh

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

poo

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