- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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