A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

salad days!

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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