How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

123 f*ck off

Flowers are colors Love me

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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