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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to