- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

I hate long jokes -_-

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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