What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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YOLO

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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