- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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