- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Women's rights.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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