- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

knock knock Goodbye

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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