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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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