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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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