Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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