Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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