why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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