Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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