Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

And you honored it I see :P

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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