- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??