Justin Bieber.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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