Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

penis. nuff said.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

hi

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

LO AND BEHOLD!

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

there once was a black man who played basketball

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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