- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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