- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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