- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Wait! hundred billions!

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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