- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

The Blonde walked into a wall.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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