How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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