- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

What's the difference between a duck?

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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