What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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