- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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