what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

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What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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I hate blackniggers

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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