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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Sixty... eight

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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