what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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