What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

im @ work, LOL.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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