- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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