- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate blackniggers

LO AND BEHOLD!

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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