- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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