- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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