Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

how much fish could a chicken

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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