- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

what is worse than a guy pissed?

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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