- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

I used to know what alzheimers was

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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