- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

I don't believe in giraffes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Roses are red, yup.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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