A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Poker face

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

an american walks out of a strip club.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

knock knock who's there? faith

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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