- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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