Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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Santa isn't real

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Ebola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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