The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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Bitch

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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