Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

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OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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