what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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