There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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