If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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