- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Men

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

a man checks his mypsace

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