- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

A man walks into a bar. Ow

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

A storm be brewin!

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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