- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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