What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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