Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

Horse.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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