What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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whats black? the colour

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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What's half of 8? o

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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