- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

your mama's so fat... that's it

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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