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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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