- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Potassium? K.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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