A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

In soviet Russia...things are different

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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