- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

Nobody cares maddie!

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