- Anti Joke

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?