- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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