What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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