Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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