- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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