What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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penis in the camel

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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Indians

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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