- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

i hate non minorities!

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

I have an idea! You leave.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

13 =B you just learned something

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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