A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

knock knock go away

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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