What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Ebola

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Pickles are powerful

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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