Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Dead girls can't say no.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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