why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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