- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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